Glee Premiere

I never watched Glee until I had Emily.  One day, when she was a wee little baby, she wouldn't stop crying. So I put Glee on.  She immediately stopped.  After that, I decided to watch the show.  I stopped letting Emily watch because she kept interrupting (rude).

Last night's episode was a B.  The music sucked.  I basically watch the show for the music and it wasn't good so what else is there really to write about?

I did like Quinn's new look.  I secretly always wanted to dye my hair pink too.  One time in High School, I helped dye my friend's hair blue.  First, we had to bleach it and some of it fell out. I think that's why I never went through with dying my own hair pink.

Anyway, I wish Britney had more airtime. She is my favorite character.  I just love stupid people.  Santana is the best too.  Maybe she just reminds me of myself - always looking like she is ready to murder someone (not that I want to murder anyone - today- but I always look like I do).

Blaine is also starting to annoy me. He is way too perky.  I liked it when Finn called him out.

That's all for now...ta ta.

New Shows - Part 1

So this year I decided to watch some new shows.  The first one I watched was The Playboy Club.  I heard it didn't do so well in the ratings and had negative reviews, but I actually liked it.  Of course, it's trying to capture the successful formula that Mad Men has (same with Pan Am) and there were a few copycat moments.  For example, they make Eddie Cibrian (Nick Dalton) look and talk just like Don.  He also is a womanizer, just like Don.  I would have preferred that they didn't try to portray Nick as  Mad Men type.   Despite that, I still liked the show.  The mob/murder plot line has potential. I am also really intrigued by the lesbian bunny plot line.  But as I watched the show, I thought, Eddie Cibrian is really good looking - so why is he with LeAnn Rimes (yuck)?  This question will probably haunt me throughout the rest of the season.

The New Girl
So I can't write a full blog about this show because I only watched the first ten painful minutes.  This show is horrible.  I really like Zooey Deschanel, but she really messed up with this show.  Maybe I just don't like these 30 minute sitcoms (although I do love Modern Family).  The whole trench coat scene was predictable and awkward.  Her interview with her perspective roommates was equally awkward.  Furthermore, the three dudes are corny and lame (except for the black guy - he seemed to be the most normal and thus my favorite character, if I actually had to pick one).   Maybe if I'm bored and my DVR is cleared out I will watch the rest of the show and update this blog.  But for now, I will NOT be watching this crap.

I still have to watch 2 broke girls (it's on my DVR), but I heard that isn't so good either.

What new shows do you like?  What are you going to put on your DVR?  Why does no one ever answer my questions?

Punta Cana - RHNJ

Last night, the real housewives headed to Punta Cana. A lot happened.  But before they left, Joe Gorga thought that it was important to sniff Melissa's bikini bottoms.  (EWWWW)  Then we see the best real housewives kid - Milania - lay the smackdown on Audriana.  It was like the WWF in her pack-and-play.  I need to have more kids so that I can watch Emily do that.

Once everyone arrives at Punta Cana, we find out that both Teresa and Lauren have their periods.   Next time I have my period, I am going to announce it on Facebook, cuz it's important that people know these things.

Teresa then shows everyone her stripper clothes.  The look of pain on Caroline's face says it all.  Doesn't Teresa kind of look like a gorilla? I digress. 

Next, the chick whose eyes bulge out of her head gets into a fight with Teresa.  Does every fight have to go back to the christening?  Geez this is so boring/stupid.  Even more important, why did Kathy wrap her clothing in tissue paper as she put it into the suitcase?????  WEIRDO!

RHNY - Breaking News

Jill Zarin, Kelly and that horseface got fired!  Hooray!  I am happy to report that Ramona is staying.  Too bad the countess is still going to be on.

The Vampire Diaries - Season Premiere

I finally sat down and watched the premiere.  Oh I love Stefan as a baddie! He was never my favorite character because he was such a boring goody-two-shoes. I also realized that this show was always lacking vampires killing humans in cold blood.  Every once in a while they showed it, but never from the main characters (sometimes Damon). But then Stefan killed Damon's girl-toy.  That was great!  I also loved the ending when Stefan called Elena. His character finally has some depth.  

But back to the beginning of the show.  Was Elena in bed with her brother?  It sort of looked like it when they showed her opening his shades.  They probably weren't, but let's pretend and call them gross. 

Do you guys want a Damon/Elena romance?  I don't.  Damon reminds me of a dirty guy.  I don't know why.  I think if they did hook up, it would be like Sookie hooking up with Eric (True Blood) - it would ruin Damon.  As is, he's already too mushy now.  

So Jeremy is seeing ghosts of his ex-girlfriends.  I don't care. Let's move on.

I'm also not really a fan of Caroline.  She's stupid.  Matt's even worse.  Man up.  Get over her.  Tyler reminds me of someone, but I can't put my finger on it.  Wait, does he look like Anthony Weiner?  It was great seeing Tyler's mom shoot Caroline. I wonder what she's up to. 

I used to like Alaric too, but now he's too sad.  Hopefully that changes soon.

RHBH

*Yawn*

If next week isn't any better, I'm going to have to cut this show. 

RHNJ - Deaf and Blind

Have you seen this week's episode yet?  If not, don't bother.  It was pretty much a non-event.

First, we see Joe in bed.  We see this every episode.  Will this fat bastard ever get the hell out of bed?  Did you see when Teresa took the sheets away?  Joe was in these small, tight black undies.  Ew.  My eyes were burning!

Second, why was Gia singing?  Worst song ever.  My ears were bleeding!  Even Gia was crying because it was so bad.

On a positive note, I love Joe Gorga.  I want to be his friend.  I'm from Jersey too, Joe!  I'm Italian!  Let's be friends!  That Guidice guy is garbage. But, you, Joe, are the best! Don't let that fat bastard bust your balls.

Next week looks great.  I can't wait to see these morons go at it.