Sunday's episode was AWESOME! Let's start with Teresa. (Actually, let's only talk about her. The other characters bore me and I hate Ashley the Amazon.) I love how she's late to her own book signing and doesn't even say "sorry I'm late." It was really nice that Kathy and Rich showed up. I don't really like Kathy (that chick has some weird eyes) but why couldn't Teresa be more enthusiastic and thank them for coming? Oh well, I still love Teresa.
Next, Joe and Melissa show up. I love to hate Melissa. Is it just me, or was it kind of creepy when Joe made Teresa sign his book with a special note and watch her write it? Then he made her read it out loud! Awkward! Teresa was crying and all he did was give her a kiss. He should have hugged her! So what if Juicy Joe threatened him? There has to be more of a backstory behind those texts. Oh well I don't really care. These threats make good TV.
Then we get to Joe and Tree's house. Juicy is plastered. For some reason, unbeknownst to God, Juicy decides to do some gymnastics. It was kind of weird when he yelled at Gia and her friend, but whatever, the best was yet to come. Yes, he does a sideways sommersault and falls flat on his face, chipping a tooth at the same time. It just doesn't get any better than this. During the rest of the scene, you can see that his face is red. He fell on marble! LOVED IT! Fall again! Next time I hope you break something. Ok that was mean, but, well, who cares?
After some crying by Gia (notice how Tree and Juicy tell Gia to shut up?), Juicy blabs that he dumped Tree's ass when they were dating and she crawled back to him. Tell me more! You know, I really used to like Joe and Teresa, but Joe is kind of a jerk. Also, please stop acting like a guido. Italians don't say YOUZ anymore. Tree kept blaming Melissa, but I think she just said that so that Juicy would stop hating her brother (I love him).
Also, Tree, please don't ever wear that purple fur coat again. I love purple, but that coat was disgusting. I also hope that wasn't real fur. Just because it is expensive, doesn't mean it's stylish.
The Manzo brothers are boring. One of them is good looking, but stupid (haha you got kicked out of Fordham - and don't get me started on that one) and the other has a big nose. No you won't be able to sell black water. If I wanted black water, I'd go to the Jersey Turnpike and drink out of the local streams.
What did you think of this episode?
5 comments:
Fantastic!
I can't stand Juicy Joe. The first two seasons he was fine because he was quiet and didn't say much. This season he is loud, belligerent, and flat out rude to everyone around him. I think the way he talked to Gia and Theresa this week is how he talks and behaves all the time, drunk or not. He gives Italians a bad name.
The coat was real and you know it because Theresa wouldn't have it any other way. I think I saw a knockoff at Forever 21. Trash.
Can we talk about Ashley? That girl needs to be slapped into reality. The way she talks to her parents and step-parents is horrible. Oh, and the dig she gave Jacqueline about "being 20 and not having a kid" was one of the most disrespectful things I have ever heard. That woman gave you LIFE you little turd! It is my opinion that this is what happens when you don't discipline your children.
Black water?? Are you f*****g kidding me?!?! That is all I have to say about that.
Ok, here we go again:
I can't believe Kathy came to the signing after Teresa's behaviour at the "godess party" (don't even get me started on that!). Juicy Joes gymnastics were very entertaining, but it just makes me think-who is going to keep those baby girls off the pole?!!? As for Joe Gorga, what type of business does he have? You know if it was legitimate he and Melissa would be plugging the stuff out of it. Just sayin'
One more thing. Did you know Ashley's dad and step-mom are now in jail because they burned their house down to to pay for plastic surgery before their RHNJ appearance for the insurance. Yuck!
Are you KIDDING me?!?! Disgusting people!
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