RHNY - Breaking News

Jill Zarin, Kelly and that horseface got fired!  Hooray!  I am happy to report that Ramona is staying.  Too bad the countess is still going to be on.

The Vampire Diaries - Season Premiere

I finally sat down and watched the premiere.  Oh I love Stefan as a baddie! He was never my favorite character because he was such a boring goody-two-shoes. I also realized that this show was always lacking vampires killing humans in cold blood.  Every once in a while they showed it, but never from the main characters (sometimes Damon). But then Stefan killed Damon's girl-toy.  That was great!  I also loved the ending when Stefan called Elena. His character finally has some depth.  

But back to the beginning of the show.  Was Elena in bed with her brother?  It sort of looked like it when they showed her opening his shades.  They probably weren't, but let's pretend and call them gross. 

Do you guys want a Damon/Elena romance?  I don't.  Damon reminds me of a dirty guy.  I don't know why.  I think if they did hook up, it would be like Sookie hooking up with Eric (True Blood) - it would ruin Damon.  As is, he's already too mushy now.  

So Jeremy is seeing ghosts of his ex-girlfriends.  I don't care. Let's move on.

I'm also not really a fan of Caroline.  She's stupid.  Matt's even worse.  Man up.  Get over her.  Tyler reminds me of someone, but I can't put my finger on it.  Wait, does he look like Anthony Weiner?  It was great seeing Tyler's mom shoot Caroline. I wonder what she's up to. 

I used to like Alaric too, but now he's too sad.  Hopefully that changes soon.

RHBH

*Yawn*

If next week isn't any better, I'm going to have to cut this show. 

RHNJ - Deaf and Blind

Have you seen this week's episode yet?  If not, don't bother.  It was pretty much a non-event.

First, we see Joe in bed.  We see this every episode.  Will this fat bastard ever get the hell out of bed?  Did you see when Teresa took the sheets away?  Joe was in these small, tight black undies.  Ew.  My eyes were burning!

Second, why was Gia singing?  Worst song ever.  My ears were bleeding!  Even Gia was crying because it was so bad.

On a positive note, I love Joe Gorga.  I want to be his friend.  I'm from Jersey too, Joe!  I'm Italian!  Let's be friends!  That Guidice guy is garbage. But, you, Joe, are the best! Don't let that fat bastard bust your balls.

Next week looks great.  I can't wait to see these morons go at it.

True Blood Season Finale First Impressions

What a great episode!  There were so many good scenes.  One of my favorite snippets was seeing what's her face's daughter dressed as one of the teen moms for Halloween.  I hope that becomes a trend for this year's Halloween.  Clearly, that will be Emily's costume this year.

Other good scenes- Jesus getting what he deserves (ok he didn't do anything bad, but he sucks. no?), no more witches and Sookie shooting Debbie (wait, no...bad scene. Debbie should have shot Sookie.  Oh but I hate them both).  Why couldn't Bill die too?

So it looks like Sookie is going to ruin Alcide too (is she going to ruin every good character on this show?  She better not sleep with Pam).

Speaking of Pam, I hope Eric makes up with Pam. She's the best (duh). Best line of the night:  "I am so over Sookie and her precious fairy vagina and her unbelievably stupid name. F--- Sookie." Also, Eric needs to start hooking up with random sluts again too.  He's too much of a wuss now.  While I liked when Eric and Bill killed the authority chick, I'm not really into them being a "team."  I loved the animosity between the two of them before.  And of course they are going to team up to get rid of Russell again next season.    Blah.

The biggest shocker was watching Tara get shot.  Do you think she's dead?  I really liked Tara, especially when she became a lesbian, so I hope not.

Oh, and I LOVE that Noel is on True Blood now!

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - Premiere

I finally finished watching the season premiere of RHBH.  Ehhhh.  First they showed everyone getting together at Adrienne's house to discuss Russell's death.  I actually thought Adrienne looked pretty for once (did she lose weight? her face didn't look so horselike this time).  But then they started showing the parts before Russell's death - she still looks fug - must have just been good lighting.

I'm not sure why Adrienne was bickering with Paul at dinner.  At first I felt a little uncomfortable for Paul, but I act crazy like that with my husband too. In fact, I started to become angry at Mike for no reason just watching this.

All in all, this episode was pretty boring so I don't have much to say.  (Though at one point, while I was watching, my husband walked in the room and asked why that old lady (Lisa) had her saggy breasts hanging out).  This show just makes me wish I was rich so I could drink $2,200 bottles of champagne.  I love champagne!

At least the previews seemed interesting.

Now I'm going to say what everyone is thinking - damn you Russell!  You are so selfish!  This season would have been way more interesting with the Taylor/Russell storyline.  Now they probably won't show him at all.  Grrrr.


Update:  Apparently Adrienne got a nose job after the season filmed but before the meeting at her house.

True Blood - Soul of Fire

This is my first blog while actually watching a show. Let's see how this goes. Don’t read this if you haven’t seen Sunday’s episode.

The Witches and Vampires

These idiots trapped by Marni are so annoying.  I think it's because they are bad actors. At least Marni killed the annoying one.

I loved when the vampires said "fucking Sookie!"  Yes! Sookie can be so annoying.  But why is Eric so desperate for Sookie?  Old Eric was much better.  Both Bill and Eric want to kill themselves for Sookie?  Bill dying would be nice, but not Eric.  Also, why did Eric have to get rid of Pam?   I love Pam.  She always has the best lines.  This is all Sookie’s fault.

Eric redeemed himself by ripping that witch-lover guy’s heart out, knibbling on it and then licking his fingers.  Awesome.  Marni’s death was clearly not as remarkable. Bill can’t ever do anything right.

Of course, Jesus saved the day with his devil mask.  How ironic. 

Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Marni is in Lafayette.  NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.  I guess I saw that one coming. Ugh, just when I thought the Marni storyline was done.

The Werewolves

Marcus is so gross.  He’s like the ugly, evil version of Kid Rock.  I wish they would just go back to showing Alcide.  I love angry Alcide.  Look at Alcide just seething in the background.  That’s right, you smack Debbie. Beat her! Beat her! Ugh why won’t he just beat her up?   What is he even saying?  I can’t understand a word.  I guess he just broke up with her. Good.

Andy Bellefleur

I like Andy Bellefleur but I wasn’t into the V storyline.  They already did a V addiction with Jason.  Hopefully he’s done with the V.  I don’t know where they are going with this fairy thing either.  Weird.