Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - Premiere

I finally finished watching the season premiere of RHBH.  Ehhhh.  First they showed everyone getting together at Adrienne's house to discuss Russell's death.  I actually thought Adrienne looked pretty for once (did she lose weight? her face didn't look so horselike this time).  But then they started showing the parts before Russell's death - she still looks fug - must have just been good lighting.

I'm not sure why Adrienne was bickering with Paul at dinner.  At first I felt a little uncomfortable for Paul, but I act crazy like that with my husband too. In fact, I started to become angry at Mike for no reason just watching this.

All in all, this episode was pretty boring so I don't have much to say.  (Though at one point, while I was watching, my husband walked in the room and asked why that old lady (Lisa) had her saggy breasts hanging out).  This show just makes me wish I was rich so I could drink $2,200 bottles of champagne.  I love champagne!

At least the previews seemed interesting.

Now I'm going to say what everyone is thinking - damn you Russell!  You are so selfish!  This season would have been way more interesting with the Taylor/Russell storyline.  Now they probably won't show him at all.  Grrrr.


Update:  Apparently Adrienne got a nose job after the season filmed but before the meeting at her house.

Monday, September 5, 2011

True Blood - Soul of Fire

This is my first blog while actually watching a show. Let's see how this goes. Don’t read this if you haven’t seen Sunday’s episode.

The Witches and Vampires

These idiots trapped by Marni are so annoying.  I think it's because they are bad actors. At least Marni killed the annoying one.

I loved when the vampires said "fucking Sookie!"  Yes! Sookie can be so annoying.  But why is Eric so desperate for Sookie?  Old Eric was much better.  Both Bill and Eric want to kill themselves for Sookie?  Bill dying would be nice, but not Eric.  Also, why did Eric have to get rid of Pam?   I love Pam.  She always has the best lines.  This is all Sookie’s fault.

Eric redeemed himself by ripping that witch-lover guy’s heart out, knibbling on it and then licking his fingers.  Awesome.  Marni’s death was clearly not as remarkable. Bill can’t ever do anything right.

Of course, Jesus saved the day with his devil mask.  How ironic. 

Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Marni is in Lafayette.  NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.  I guess I saw that one coming. Ugh, just when I thought the Marni storyline was done.

The Werewolves

Marcus is so gross.  He’s like the ugly, evil version of Kid Rock.  I wish they would just go back to showing Alcide.  I love angry Alcide.  Look at Alcide just seething in the background.  That’s right, you smack Debbie. Beat her! Beat her! Ugh why won’t he just beat her up?   What is he even saying?  I can’t understand a word.  I guess he just broke up with her. Good.

Andy Bellefleur

I like Andy Bellefleur but I wasn’t into the V storyline.  They already did a V addiction with Jason.  Hopefully he’s done with the V.  I don’t know where they are going with this fairy thing either.  Weird.